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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing. There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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