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Woman accused of unwanted sexual advances on cable guy
I Was A Cable Guy. I Saw The Worst Of America. | HuffPost
I can tell you the details, sure. That I smeared Vicks on my lip to try to cover the stench of rugs and walls and upholstery soaked in cat piss. That I wore booties, not to protect the carpets from the mud on my boots but to keep the cat piss off my soles. I can tell you the problem with her cable service was that her cats chewed through the wiring.
Larry The Cable Guy. A piece of shit in a sleevless flannel shirt. It's a git er done and britches every fuckin minute. I didn't even know that I was sitting behind Larry the Cable Guy in some restaurant. So I turned around found out who it was, and broke the Rebel flag guitar sitting next to him over his brainless head.
By Joshua Rhett Miller. A North Carolina woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform a sex act on him, police said. Shawn Strepay told The Post. Newsome, who faces two felony counts of second-degree forcible sex offense and one misdemeanor count of sexual battery, has been released after posting bail, Strepay said.